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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Yesmulady 2:11 Tue Feb 8
Songs for Zouma
Anyone?

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SAYER_1 10:55 Mon Feb 14
Re: Songs for Zouma
“That fucking cats back” Kevin Bloody Wilson

https://youtu.be/-W6pKj3QTbQ

Mike Oxsaw 9:17 Sun Feb 13
Re: Songs for Zouma
With a Snap Chat, kick a cat uploaded from a phone,
Kurt Zouma's one of our own.

Chigwell 8:51 Sun Feb 13
Re: Songs for Zouma
Me and my Friend the Cat

Loudon Wainwright III

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAVyUbM8dYM

Side of Ham 6:14 Sun Feb 13
Re: Songs for Zouma
This Frenchman he kicked one,
Caught his cat right on his bum
With kicked cat, bro’s a twat,
Filmed it on his phone,
Kurt Zouma’s not going home…

roltrader 6:00 Sun Feb 13
Re: Songs for Zouma
" Can he kick it ? .. Yes he can " ??

epsom 5:28 Sun Feb 13
Re: Songs for Zouma
Kurt Zoumas magic
He wears a magic hat
And if you throw a cat at him
He'll kick the fucker back
He kicks it to the left
He kicks it to the right
And when we win Europa league
Well sing this song all night

Doing the rounds now...

roltrader 2:59 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma's Cat, Zouma's Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Zouma's Cat, Zouma's Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Zouma's Cat, Zouma's Cat,
It's not your fault

roltrader 1:49 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma gets no kick from champagne
Felines from Bengal don't thrill him at all
So tell me, it must be true
The cat gets a kick out of you.

roltrader 1:45 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma gets no kick from champagne
Adidas Footballs don't thrill him at all
So tell me why should it be true
Cats get a kick out of you.

Side of Ham 1:21 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Oh no.... that would be shown as innocent old pensioners kicked for dressing up as Russians.....

Razzle 1:12 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Pussy Pussy pussy Majauana... - Brazilian Girls

one iron 12:59 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
That will be the best party ever

Pee Wee 12:57 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


If they got kicked across the room everyone would be celebrating

one iron 12:55 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
pee wee, gsb out

Pee Wee 12:55 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
What tune is that to?

one iron 12:54 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
It was wrong fined over 200k, . his brother must be a cunt posting it.while this in the news, kids being stabbed, andrew noncein, boris eating crisps, , world on brink of ww3. lets put this to bed and get on with living our lives.,

Hammer-ed 3:34 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
From the group Squeeze:

"KUUUURT FOR CATS!"

deanfergi 3:32 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Kurtz cat crapped on his carpet, on his carpet,on his carpet
Kurts cat crapped on his carpet
Kicks kicks cats now…

Hammer-ed 1:17 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
From The Cure

"(I) Love Cats, da da da da da daaa da da da da da da da "

Mike Oxsaw 1:07 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Zouma, we love you
Zouma, we do
Though you play home and away
We always think of you
There's no one quite like Zouma
And I know you will agree
That he always is a centre back
In a four or five or three
There's no one quite like Zouma
He's there in our defence
Before the full time whistle blows
He's massive, he's immense

Iron Duke 12:25 Thu Feb 10
Re: Songs for Zouma
Hammer-Ed is on the right track, but it should be

There’s a cat in me kitchen, what’s Zouma gonna do?

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